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14 March 2008 @ 10:31 am
Dogfighting scandal  
Apropos recent revelations in the media, I can only say that kateyule will be standing beside me at a teary press conference at 11am PST today.
 
 
 
C. C. Finlayccfinlay on March 14th, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
But will she be wearing the same outfit she wore on another occassion?

Because, you know, that would be gauche.

(And thanks to burger_eater for outraging me with that link.)
S-47/19-Jshsilver on March 14th, 2008 05:56 pm (UTC)
You sick bastard, you. I just hope it was $35 well spent.
David D. Levinedavidlevine on March 14th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
It was the $56 from Year's Best that pushed me over the edge into a life of crime and debauchery.
Kate Schaeferkate_schaefer on March 14th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
As I type, 11 AM is fast approaching. Will kateyule really stand beside you? And if she does, will she make rabbit ears behind your back?
David D. Levinedavidlevine on March 14th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
(Actually, she's at the gym right now. Won't she be surprised when she gets back!)
Kate: puzzle button: do you know this symbol?kateyule on March 14th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC)
David cunningly failed to notice that we are on Daylight Saving Time now, and 11:00 PST was in fact half an hour before he posted that statement.

It's all happening too fast for me. I don't know what to say. Is there a spin doctor in the house?
The NewroticGirlnewroticgirl on March 14th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
I'm ashamed. Deeply disappointed.

And wondering when I can turn to a sweet, delicious life of debauchery with the rest of you... ;)
David D. Levinedavidlevine on March 14th, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
I'm available for debauchery at any time...
The NewroticGirlnewroticgirl on March 14th, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
I just need some of those sweet short fiction dollar billz to start rolling in... ;)
Tomvoidampersand on March 14th, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
Don't even think you can cash in on the sordid story. They can't stop you from publishing it, but I am sure all the proceeds will be going to restitution.
The NewroticGirlnewroticgirl on March 14th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Is that "restitution" or "prostitution"?
Tomvoidampersand on March 14th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
That's a good question. I was thinking restitution, because I'm not sure he has the constitution for prostitution. He might end up in destitution, or in an institution.
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David D. Levinedavidlevine on March 14th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
pats_quinade is my Clarion classmate Patrick Weekes. And yes, he's hilarious.
e_bournee_bourne on March 14th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
Oh, the humanity!
Gordonfishbliss on March 14th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
It's not the hookers that make it a federal case, it's paying for the train ticket.
Good information to know.
avocadovpxavocadovpx on March 15th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
I was really hoping for food afterwards. Gyoza, maybe some red bean paste ice cream, that sort of thing.