No, really. Starting real soon.

http://www.airshipventures.com/

The zeppelin was shipped by boat from Zeppelin AG in Germany to New Orleans Beaumont, Texas and is right this moment flying toward San Francisco. She just crossed the Arizona/California border, as documented on their blog: http://airshipventures.blogspot.com/.

$500 per ticket for a one-hour tour. $950 for two hours.

::wants::