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David D. Levine
19 April 2007 @ 09:21 pm
Ganked from tinaconnolly: the Me As An Action Figure Meme!

The davidlevine action figure comes with three fabulous outfits!

  • Winter: blue jeans, leather jacket, black hat, flannel shirt, t-shirt with humorous slogan *
  • Spring/Fall: blue jeans, long-sleeve button-down shirt, t-shirt with humorous slogan *
  • Summer: blue jeans, polo shirt with high-tech corporate logo
He has the following cool accessories to disappear down the heating vent five minutes after you open the box!
  • Apple Mac iBook™ **
  • Palm Treo™
  • Vicious Red Critiquing Pen™
Pull his string and he talks! And talks! And talks!
  • "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!"
  • "Leave no tern unstoned!"
  • "It's just this little chromium switch here!"
  • "Are you sure you don't have any midget nuns?"
  • ...and 7.9 billion other puns, jokes, and pop culture references
He has special action features!
  • Flexing Muscle Arms™ ***
  • Pensive Furrowing Brow™
  • Wacky Cross-Eye Action™
  • Cries Real Tears™ ****
Get yours today!

* not actually visible
** 17 other computers sold separately
*** Masculine Hairy Chest™ on deluxe model only
**** Sympathetic Counselor™ sold separately