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David D. Levine
07 October 2010 @ 08:54 am
I got mugged by a short story idea yesterday at 5:30 AM. Eventually I gave up on getting back to sleep, got up, and wrote 850 words of notes about it. Now I'm not sure whether I'm going to work on that today or the YA novel, but as always I'm particularly brain-dead on the second day after a night of not enough sleep so what I'm going to do right now is write a silly little blog post about "the Google."

Tobias Buckell said on Twitter the other day: "What is with older folks in the Midwest adding a definite article before a product term? She's not using 'The Facebook' it's just 'facebook.'" This prompted me to begin wondering seriously about why this is so.

The inestimable Language Log addressed George W. Bush's infamous use of "the Google" a couple of years ago, but I have a theory.

We use "the" to refer to items that are unique in their context -- items where there's only one of them that we could possibly be referring to. We say that something fell on "the floor," even though each room has its own floor, because in any given room there's only one floor. For this reason, "the" is used when referring to monopoly public services like "the phone," "the water," "the electricity" ("oh no, the electricity went out"), "the newspaper," "the bus," and "the train." ("The hospital" is a special case; there may be many hospitals, but when you use "the hospital" you're referring to the generic service of hospitalization.) But nobody says they came by "the airplane," because we're keenly aware of air travel as a system of competing providers.

People who talk about "Google," "Facebook," and "email" without using "the" are aware of them as entities in a system of competing providers. ("Email" doesn't get a "the" because it's one of many communication alternatives including Twitter, IM, and SMS.) We look something up "on Google" because we are aware we could also be using Yahoo or Bing. But older folks who are familiar with public utilities but new to the Internet (note: "the" Internet because there's only one) have probably just been handed the one search engine by whoever configured their browser, so they treat it as something like a public utility -- they look things up on "the Google." Likewise, they are unaware of social networks other than "the Facebook" or communication methods other than "the email." You can expect to see this usage for anything that becomes dominant enough that the speaker is unaware of alternatives.

That's my theory and it belongs to me. And it's mine.

 
 
David D. Levine
07 October 2010 @ 09:53 pm
Here are a bunch of little writing-related news items too small to justify their own post:

You can now read my story "Finding Joan" at Daily Science Fiction. Free!

You can win a copy of Wild Cards 1 -- the reissue of the first volume in the Wild Cards series, with additional new stories by me, Carrie Vaughn, and Michael Cassutt -- from Pat's Fantasy Hotlist.

StarShipSofa is going to podcast my story "A Passion for Art" from Interzone 228. Yay! But Gardner Dozois in Locus didn't like it. Ya win some, ya lose some.

Francophones! You can now buy Légendes, an anthology in French including my "L'histoire de l'Aigle Royal" (The Tale of the Golden Eagle) plus "Changement d'itinéraire" (Changed Itinerary) by Mary Robinette Kowal, "Le goût du miracle" (Taste of Miracles) by Kristine Kathryn Rusch, and more! I love that the shipping options on the order form include "I find myself in the Metropolis" (i.e. Paris), "I find myself overseas," and "I find myself elsewhere in the world."

(I've been feeling pretty worthless as a writer lately, since it's been very difficult for me to produce any words at all since before we left for Australia. But I have to remind myself that not many people can say "why yes, one of my Hugo-nominated stories was just translated into French." I'll find my way back onto that horse one of these days, I swear.)